You know what we hate? Well, many things, but amongst them is the action of stubbing our toes. It's not like we didn't KNOW the thing was there. Somehow our brain just forgot to tell our foot. It makes us just want to kick the thing in retribution... gently. That's where these Shark Biting Plush Slippers come in, because not only do they come with dimensional tail and fins, but the front of each features the gaping maw of a shark. You just gotta threaten whatever it is you stubbed your toe on with that toothy grin, and it'll be sorry.
These Shark Biting Plush Slippers look just like Great White Sharks, and in order to wear them, you must slip your foot deep into the sharks' bellies (accessed via the little known secret hatch behind every shark's dorsal fin). Will your feet emerge unscathed? Maybe. Will they be cozy and comfortable? Definitely!